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(Source: onedirection-slo)


(Source: shitbloggerssay)


  • History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
  • Me: Oh my god, so do I.
  • History Teacher:
  • Me: Oh... you meant like boats.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

nuenyx:

jackhawksmoor:

 

(Source: homances)


(Source: cynicalskin)


  • my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
  • me: you mean it gets worse

❝omg I love you so much❞
(me to a complete stranger I met on the internet 38 minutes ago  (via crissmichele)

(Source: internetpiracy)

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(Source: dontthinktoday)


  • me: meet my boyfriend
  • parents: why are you showing me your computer

rumour:

you know whos really annoying

me